Sperm Bank Janitor
A janitor is not a pretty job at the best of times. We know when entering a movie theatre and the floor is sticky because of spilled soda well, somebody has to clean that up but the same as with the sperm bank janitor except for spilling their soda, they clean the jerkin the gherkin, or in short sperms.
Cat Food Quality Tester
This job exist in England and their job is to bury their face in a huge tub of cat food and sniff it to make sure it’s fresh. Plunge arms in it up to the elbows and grope for bony bits and take them out and lastly, scoop up a huge dollop of it, smear it flat on a surface and prod it with fingers to test how much gristle is there.